Summer Jail For Paris Hilton

While her friends are at their summer homes, enjoying the beaches and working on their tans. Paris Hilton will likely be behind bars at the Century Regional Detention Facility in the Los Angeles.

The Simple Life star will be living a sub-standard life behind bars. According to TMZ, Paris will have five minutes to shower, but she'll also get to spend part of her day using the shower to wash her two pairs of socks and underwear. For breakfast, Miz Hilton will get an egg and for lunch she'll get a sandwich. When friends come to visit they'll have to socialize through a glass partition, and her limited telephone time will be using a pay phone. Paris may actually have Blackberry withdrawls (I know I would!) The worst part is there are no frills in jail. That means Paris won't be able to wear make-up or hair extensions, so the girl's gonna look rough!

Something tells me that Ms. Hilton won't be able to handle jail time as well as Martha Stewart did. I wonder if Paris will be some butch lesbian's bitch?