Monday, May 7, 2007

Paris Hilton in Lock-Up XXX DVD

Paris Hilton in Lock-Up XXX DVD



Paris Hilton should thank her publicist for getting her sent to prison.

Instead, the heiress and her longtime mouthpiece, Elliot Mintz, have parted ways after he told her it was OK to drive her Bentley with a suspended license if she was driving for work purposes.

Umm, Paris, suspended means suspended, no matter what the destination.

As we say in the news business, if your momma says she loves you, check it out.

But despite the "cruel and unfair" punishment, as Paris calls it, it sure as heck beats dying, doesn't it?

Just ask Anna Nicole Smith, River Phoenix, Chris Farley, Elvis Presley and any number of others whose lives in the fast lane turned into fatal "crashes."

Hilton has been on a collision course for quite some time. Her hard-partying ways have been well documented for years. It was only a matter of time before something terrible happened to her, or one of her friends.

Going to jail could save her life.

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